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Date: May 30, 2004
Location: Wellington, New Zealand

   Wellington is much akin to San Francisco, and they are in fact sister-cities. The town is quite hilly, and all the buildings are built on steep inclines - to top it off, it's one of the windiest locations on the North Island, and feels about 4 minor earthquakes daily - although the tremors are so slight, I never felt them. Because it sits on such a hotbed of tectonic activity, the buildings are some of best 'quake-proofed' in the world. It's also where much of the footage for the Lord of the Rings was filmed, and is the director's hometown.

Smelly-Welly was a pretty quiet stop on the tour for me, relatively speaking. After another big night out, starting at "The Quarter", a New Orleans themed eatery and bar, and ending in The Sports Bar, along Wellington's main drag, Courtenay Place - despite drinking plenty, I never caught a buzz but instead ended up babysitting some of the hard-partying girls from Oz, sheparding them back to the hotel around 3 in the morning with a taxi driver who spoke no English and had no idea where our hotel, a few blocks away on a main street, was located.

Up around 9'ish to wander out in search of breakfast, which ultimately consisted of a tuna sandwich, a Coke, a rasher of bacon, and some sauted mushrooms, the off to jot a short e-mail and shop for 70's attire. Yes, 70's attire - our send-off party is to be 70's themed, so Mark, Ryan and I found a little thrift store where we picked up some hideous shirts, pants, and wigs. Pictures will probably do better in describing those than I could now, so, later... Did a little shopping, picked up hiking shoes, and a small backpack, a book of poetry, and ended up working out, and soaking in the sauna - where poetic inspiration seized me and I was obliged to run down the hall in a towel to borrow a couple of pieces of paper and a pen from the spa manager, retreat to the hot, cedar-lined room, and scribble the beginnings of 4 or 5 poems down. Might actually end up with a small book of poems/pictures from this trip, but...

Second night in Wellington was a bit crazier than the first - the group met in the hotel bar at 7 pm, and as there was no arranged dinner, we set out in a mob to find sustenance and spirits. Ended up splitting up into smaller groups, as we couldn't find one establishment to host us all, with the plan being to meet at 10 pm at The Sports Bar. Dined on a lovely sirloin glazed with spicy red- currant sauce, plenty of chips (fries) and a salad. Washed down with 1/3 of a bottle of chardonnay which, as soon as we reached The Sports Bar, was presently followed by: 1/2 bottle chardonnay, shot of tequila, shot of Jack Daniels, Irish Car Bomb (Guinness and Baileys), rum and coke, another 1/2 bottle of chardonnay, Red Bull and Jaegermeister, a few more shots...

...suffice to say, a long night, lots of dancing, some more poetic scribbles, culminating with a fuzzy cab ride back to the hotel and a little friendly frolic with a cute Aussie.

...in the morning, it was up early to catch the ferry to Picton, on the South Island, and from there head here, to Christchurch, and then south to Fox Glacier and Queenstown. Booked the latest optional adventures, including a hike on the glacier, white-water rafting, bungee-jumping, jet boat rides, and the canyon swing...

...bored yet? I suppose I could wrap this up now...

- Edward